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Happy May everyone and welcome to the very first challenge for [livejournal.com profile] sgacrackproject.

Remember, this comm is not just for fic. We encourage any of the cracky ideas our summaries inspire.

Please read the rules before posting.



The Challenge Summaries


1) A solar flare causes their wormhole to veer off-course and brings SGA-1 right into the heart of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, where Wonka has been using the Stargate for years, importing Oompa-Loompas from Loompaland.

2) John is a contortionist in the circus and Rodney is a lion tamer. Together, with the help of Teyla the Trapeze artist, they help John overcome his fear of clowns.

3) Zelenka discovers a natural talent for creating sexually suggestive balloon animals, which he takes to leaving on Rodney's workstation during the night. Elizabeth is intrigued, Teyla is confused, John is scared, and Ronon is distracted by his newfound love of Doritos!

4) Ronon Dex is the King of Cool, but John Sheppard? Always the not cool bridesmaid, never the superhero. Can he show the team just how cool he really is? Is there enough aspirn to cure Rodney's headache? Can Teyla stop this madness before John ends up in Heightmeyer's office?


Stories/art are due by May 15th. Have fun!

Comment here to make suggestions for the next challenge. They can be already written summaries, or vague ideas that [livejournal.com profile] _kiden and I can mold into cracky goodness.

Date: 2008-05-01 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_kiden/
What sexy prompts you have there! ♥
(Or, we have, as is more accurate.)
Edited Date: 2008-05-01 03:49 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-05-05 05:56 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-05-01 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calcitrix.livejournal.com
Oh, MAN! I want to draw EVERY SINGLE ONE! Especially the balloon animals...

Date: 2008-05-01 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lysambre.livejournal.com
I need art on those crack stories so I can post (anonymously of course !!!:p) on fandom!secret about the awesomeness of the SGA fandom !!! Muahahahahahahah :D

Date: 2008-05-05 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darsynia.livejournal.com
Prompt ideas! (though, lol, I came up with one idea I liked so much I want to write it myself rather than sharing! oops)

>> Lorne's team come back through the Stargate with a great new drink they've traded for from [insert planet name here]. They're really enthusiastic about it and it's only until half the expedition is gaga over it that anyone realizes it's addictive. Can Rodney (who is convinced it's got citrus in it and therefore won't touch the stuff) save the base from being enslaved by the Soda Pop People before it's too late?

>> SGA cast as Petting Zoo. Competitive nuzzling? Jealousy abounds when John the [animal] gets more attention despite his spiky [fur? spines?].

>> SGA-1 shows up on a planet whose Stargate is only unburied/usable once a month--and predictably, they're unable to leave before it's covered again (tidal forces? purposeful burial? you decide!). They settle in for a long wait--the catch? The society is incredibly sexually suggestive, and it happens to be Enforced Abstinence Month. Bonus points if none of the team are in relationships with each other until they're reminded of how much sex they shouldn't be having, every day for a month.

Date: 2008-05-05 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_kiden/
eee! I loved all of those. Especially the Soda Pop People (which immediately made me think of an incredibly gross episode of Futurama ugh).

Oh, don't you just hate when you get stranded on a planet during Enforced Abstinence Month? boo. :D

Date: 2008-05-05 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darsynia.livejournal.com
eee! I loved all of those. Especially the Soda Pop People (which immediately made me think of an incredibly gross episode of Futurama ugh).

HA! That's where I got the idea :D

RE: EAM... I know! And everywhere you look there's moving art that has poles moving in and out of circles and this weird friction dance that involves shoving one's pelvis against the ground repeatedly and don't these aliens understand what they're DOING TO US?! Bahahaha.

Date: 2008-05-05 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_kiden/
Slurm! *giggles madly*
I just keep picturing Rodney's poor face when he finds the huge queen slug monster thing. haha

Oh The Shoving Pelvis Dance. I loathe that dance. That and the oil rub down ritual, that gets me every time. Damn those aliens!

Date: 2008-06-17 10:13 pm (UTC)
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I keep checking for the new themes........I really love this place and hope hope to see more wonderful crack.

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