Fic: Conditioning by Sugar (R)

My first crack!fic. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.

I didn't exactly follow the prompt to a T, but I think it's close enough for disco. If it makes you laugh, that's great; if it makes you squirm uncomfortably, hey, even better.

Title: Conditioning
Author: Sugar
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Word count: ~1600
Summary: John is a contortionist in the circus and Rodney is a lion tamer. Together, with the help of Teyla the Trapeze artist, they help John overcome his fear of clowns.
A/N: ::facepalm::

Conditioning )

Ahhh! Make it stop!

Title: Don't Send in the Clowns
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] calcitrix
Pairing: gen
Rating: G
Summary: John is a contortionist in the circus and Rodney is a lion tamer. Together, with the help of Teyla the Trapeze artist, they help John overcome his fear of clowns.
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None, but I should apologize in advance.
Author's Notes: Seriously, I'm really sorry.




artwork here )

Balloon animals--less "suggestive" and more "obvious."

Title: Artwork: You Call That Talent?
Artist: [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]
Pairing: gen
Rating: R? What would you rate balloon body parts?
Summary: Zelenka discovers a natural talent for creating sexually suggestive balloon animals, which he takes to leaving on Rodney's workstation during the night. Elizabeth is intrigued, Teyla is confused, John is scared, and Ronon is distracted by his newfound love of Doritos!
Spoilers: Fruit may spoil when exposed to this.
Warnings: No, seriously...there are balloon body parts.
Author's Notes: Er...I'm totally happy with Ronon. And the balloons.



To the art )

Manip: Willy Wonka's Stargate

Title: Willy Wonka's Stargate
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] mckays_girl
Pairing: gen
Rating: G
Summary: A solar flare causes their wormhole to veer off-course and brings SGA-1 right into the heart of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, where Wonka has been using the Stargate for years, importing Oompa-Loompas from Loompaland.
Spoilers: none, unless you haven't seen past season 1
Warnings: none
Author's Notes: Just a little something to inspire you guys ;p

Willy Wonka's Stargate )
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The Challenge Summaries )

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