Fic: Conditioning by Sugar (R)

May. 6th, 2008 07:45 pm
[identity profile] sugarsbadhabit.livejournal.com
My first crack!fic. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.

I didn't exactly follow the prompt to a T, but I think it's close enough for disco. If it makes you laugh, that's great; if it makes you squirm uncomfortably, hey, even better.

Title: Conditioning
Author: Sugar
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Word count: ~1600
Summary: John is a contortionist in the circus and Rodney is a lion tamer. Together, with the help of Teyla the Trapeze artist, they help John overcome his fear of clowns.
A/N: ::facepalm::

( Conditioning )
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Ahhh! Make it stop!

May. 2nd, 2008 10:23 pm
[identity profile] calcitrix.livejournal.com
Title: Don't Send in the Clowns
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] calcitrix
Pairing: gen
Rating: G
Summary: John is a contortionist in the circus and Rodney is a lion tamer. Together, with the help of Teyla the Trapeze artist, they help John overcome his fear of clowns.
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None, but I should apologize in advance.
Author's Notes: Seriously, I'm really sorry.




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Balloon animals--less "suggestive" and more "obvious."

May. 2nd, 2008 12:41 am
[identity profile] calcitrix.livejournal.com
Title: Artwork: You Call That Talent?
Artist: [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]
Pairing: gen
Rating: R? What would you rate balloon body parts?
Summary: Zelenka discovers a natural talent for creating sexually suggestive balloon animals, which he takes to leaving on Rodney's workstation during the night. Elizabeth is intrigued, Teyla is confused, John is scared, and Ronon is distracted by his newfound love of Doritos!
Spoilers: Fruit may spoil when exposed to this.
Warnings: No, seriously...there are balloon body parts.
Author's Notes: Er...I'm totally happy with Ronon. And the balloons.



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Manip: Willy Wonka's Stargate

May. 1st, 2008 04:16 pm
[identity profile] mckays-girl.livejournal.com
Title: Willy Wonka's Stargate
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] mckays_girl
Pairing: gen
Rating: G
Summary: A solar flare causes their wormhole to veer off-course and brings SGA-1 right into the heart of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, where Wonka has been using the Stargate for years, importing Oompa-Loompas from Loompaland.
Spoilers: none, unless you haven't seen past season 1
Warnings: none
Author's Notes: Just a little something to inspire you guys ;p

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The SGA Crack Project: Challenge #1

May. 1st, 2008 11:41 am
[identity profile] mckays-girl.livejournal.com
Happy May everyone and welcome to the very first challenge for [livejournal.com profile] sgacrackproject.

Remember, this comm is not just for fic. We encourage any of the cracky ideas our summaries inspire.

Please read the rules before posting.



( The Challenge Summaries )

Stories/art are due by May 15th. Have fun!

Comment here to make suggestions for the next challenge. They can be already written summaries, or vague ideas that [livejournal.com profile] _kiden and I can mold into cracky goodness.
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The SGA Crack Project

Apr. 29th, 2008 12:51 pm
[identity profile] mckays-girl.livejournal.com
Welcome to the SGA crack challenge community. Every two weeks you'll be given a choice of a few summaries to base your story/art/vid/mainp off of. You can write as many stories as you want for as many of the summaries as you want (just make each one a separate post). The more crack the better. We will also be accepting suggestions for story summaries.

[livejournal.com profile] _kiden and I will be your crackalicious moderators. Any questions or comments should be directed at one of us.

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2) Please use lj-cut

3) No limit on length, any pairing, any rating, fic, art, vids, manips, epic love poems

4) Post all challenge suggestions in the comments section of the previous challenge

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